IT’S NEARLY TWO MONTHS SINCE PETE BURNS DIED. His death came a fortnight after I stumbled on Celebrity Botched Up Bodies on Channel 5, while channel-hopping after Bake-Off.
In suede, thigh boots and a jazzy poncho, Pete strutted his stuff down Wimpole Street to see a cosmetic surgeon to fix his “botched” lips and dodgy dermal fillers. When he spoke to the specialist, it was in a booming, scouse voice reminiscent of Paul O’Grady.