FROM THE EDITOR
WARNING: there’s a naked man on page 20 of this issue. I’m sure male nudity offends you, so I thought you ought to know. And you can see his – shhhhh! – soft cock. Don’t worry! It’s not a photograph of a soft cock. There are no actual pixels of a real man’s penis, thank God! It’s a painting of a naked man by Ross Watson. If you think you’re going to be offended, please don’t look at page 20. In fact, staple it together now, just in case.
Justin: “Hey, are you doing anything after this shoot?” Statue: “I’ve got nothing on.”