HELSTROM
Hell is an eternity stuck watching this show
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UK Disney+, streaming now
US Hulu, streaming now
Showrunners Paul Zbyszewski
Cast Sydney Lemmon, Tom Austen, Elizabeth Marvel, Robert Wisdom, Ariana Guerra, Alain Uy
EPISODES 1.01-1.10 As with souls, few TV shows are completely irredeemable, but Helstrom comes close. The last gasp of overseer Jeph Loeb’s reign as Marvel’s TV boss before Disney united its big and small screen spin-offs under Kevin Feige, it feels like a shrug of a show, listlessly trudging towards its inevitable cancellation like everyone involved just wants to take the money and run.