TOKEN BLOKE
I’ ve always been hopelessly overoptimistic with time. My wife knows from bitter experience that if I say I’ll be finished in the bathroom in “one minute, tops!”, it means 10-15. If something is, “only about five minutes” walk away – it’s 20. If I’ve promised I’ll clean up the cat sick in “just a few minutes”, it’ll definitely be done by next week… I don’t know why I do this. But my mum’s the same so I blame her.