I LOVE FOOTBALL; DO NOT DISTURB
The World Cup is the greatest show on earth, so I spent the past month transforming Chez Day into a soccerball fortress. That meant installing a ViewSonic PX747-4K projector capable of handling BBC iPlayer’s 4K HDR streams, a Linksys Velop mesh network to fend off any battles for my bandwith, and a Nest Hello video doorbell for telling the Deliveroo driver to leave the goddam sushi on the doorstep while I watch England twat some penalties into row ZZ. Glorious.