Story Time
JOKES, ANECDOTES AND STORIES AS TOLD BY NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS.
The New Pianist
Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
Doctor: Yes, of course.
Patient: Great! I never could before.
Mad Cow
Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other, “Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?”
The other one says, “No, It doesn’t worry me. I’m a horse!”