Funniest Jokes
Are these the best jokes of all time?
What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard? Researchers think they’ve come up with a list of the best jokes in English. Here are a few of them. See if you can find the “humour” in each one.
•A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, “Sorry we don’t serve food in here.” I tried water polo, but my horse drowned.
•Went to the corner shop – bought four corners.
•My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed, I never knew they worked.
•I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
•A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
• I said to the gym instructor, “Can you teach me to do the splits?” He said, “How flexible are you?” said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”
• I’ll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.