1. All current criminals to shack up with a governor, which will allow them to spend at least half their time not in their cells as they will be staying overnight in the governor’s home
2. Those prisoners unable to form a romantic relationship with a governor will be required to get into a torrid, rule-breaking affair with a warden, which will further ease the pressure on places
3. Any remaining prisoners short of room will simply be allowed to break out via strategic games of “hide and don’t seek” played with the few remaining staff