We’ll tell you what we want, what we really really want… the Stuff team write their own wishlists of gadgets old, new and in some cases not even out yet

Photography PETE GARDNER

Ameo Powerbreather

Given the inevitability of a jetboard wipeout (see below), I’m going to need some help getting around underwater. The Powerbreather uses a patented system for inhaling and exhaling via separate channels so you only ever breathe in sweet air, even if you’re snorkelling in the deep – a bit like Harry Potter on gillyweed in the Triwizard Tournament.

€89 / powerbreather.com

Polymega games console

I’m well old, so the nostalgia and instant gratification of retro gaming holds a lot of appeal. Kudos, therefore, to Matt ‘Hot Stuff’ Tate for switching me on to the Polymega modular console that plays classic cartridges in Full HD. Pre-orders open soon and Jungle Strike is at the ready.

£tbc / polymega.com

Apple MacBook Pro

Asus has had the audacity to place a second screen in the trackpad of its ZenBook Pro, and it’s a thing of beauty; but I’m still drawn to Apple’s latest top-ranking MacBook. I’m going to get stung for port adaptors, but that killer combination of performance and poise make this the pinnacle of creative portable powerhouses.

from £1249 / apple.com

Marloe Cherwell

Wearing an Apple Watch all the time means no escape from apps and notifications. In need of a digital detox? Marloe timepieces do away with smart features and even the battery, as they’re hand-wound. Conceived in a converted barn, when a model sells out it becomes instantly sought-after.

£249 / marloewatchcompany.com

‘Eclectic’ is probably the kindest way to describe my wishlist. If you’re reading, Mum and Dad, just start with the most expensive items and see how you get on.

JAMES DAY Editor

Mako Slingshot Jetboard

I’ve never been surfing and I’m scared of sharks… but ever since Virgin Galactic pilot Alex Tai told me about a West Country company building made-to-order jet-powered monocoque surfboards, the thought of going Point Break off the Pacific coast has never sounded so appealing.

£8999 / makoboardsports.com

Myzone MZ-20 Smart Scales

I’ve become mildly obsessed with an activity tracker called Myzone that scores you on effort. The accompanying app involves keeping tabs on body metrics, and now there’s a set of smart scales for recording the data and sending it directly to my smartphone via Bluetooth.

£49 / myzone.org

Loewe Bild 9 (55in)

It’s a little-known secret that LG supplies a whole host of major TV manufacturers with OLED screens. Loewe took LG’s impossibly thin 7mm panel and transformed it into the most achingly pretty TV on the planet. As well as that unmistakable steel frame, the display automatically glides upwards to reveal a hidden 120-watt soundbar.

£6990 / loewe.tv

Lego Ghostbusters Ecto-1

I’ve made multiple visits to my local toy shop to buy the original Lego Ecto-1, only to discover its been replaced with the 1982 Cadillac Deville from that 2016 monstrosity of a remake. But I’ve found a dealer specialising in discontinued lines and now I’m excited beyond the capacity for rational thought.

£55 / brick-abrac-uk.com

Vollebak Solar Charged Jacket

Vollebak is one smart clothing label bucking the ‘gimmicky’ trend with its hoodies, graphene jackets and ski gear. Topping my wishlist is its Solar Charged Jacket that glows Kryptonite green after storing energy from the sun or the torch on your smartphone.

£270 / vollebak.com

Pioneer CDJ-2000NXS2

As an occasional DJ dabbler, I’d play a set of Ed Sheeran gabber remixes (backwards) if it meant having a pair of Pioneer pro multimedia decks. The NXS2s take care of everything, from support for all major DJ software platforms to playing music no matter what file format it arrives in, all while lit up like a Christmas tree. With hi-res audio support, authentic vinyl reproduction and a 7in colour touchscreen, last night a CDJ saved my life.

£1959 (each) / pioneerdj.com

Format this A multitude of music file formats are supported, including FLAC, Apple Lossless Audio, MP3, WAV, AAC and AIFF.

It’s a sync The free-spirited 2000NXS2 lets you link multiple players, laptops and turntables for manipulating your music.

Master mixer A gorgeous 7in touchscreen and the ability to zoom in on track waveforms means you never miss a beat.

Wide-eyed It’s a prime lens with a 28mm focus length, meaning you can cram quite a lot into your composition.

Slick and twisted There are two rings on the lens: one’s for aperture, and the other is to switch to macro mode.

Get a grip The lattice design extending around the entire body means I won’t have to worry about it slipping out of my hands.

Leica Q

I’ve devoted a huge chunk of time trying to get to grips with cameras. Is that because I can’t get enough of the technology? Well, sort of. Is it because I work for Stuff and it’s part of the job? Also, yes. But really, it’s because I want to capture photographs that are truly memorable. The Leica Q blends the simplicity of a point-and-shoot’s speedy autofocus with solid construction and pin-sharp optics, while its full-frame sensor means image quality is nothing short of b-e-a-utiful. Plus, there’s a lot resting on the reputation of that red dot.

£3781 / uk.leica-camera.com

Nintendo Switch

The Switch will always fill me with Mario nostalgia. Once I’d prised a console from the cold, dead hands of a gaming-nerd Stuff colleague, I was hooked after 15 glorious minutes with Super Mario Odyssey. I’ve now absconded to somewhere without extradition laws so I can carry on playing in peace.

£280 / argos.com

Philips Hue Adore Mirror

This smart mirror connects to the Hue Bridge hub for pairing with the likes of Alexa. There are four settings of slightly different colours: energise, concentrate, read and relax. Ideally, it would spill disco lights into my bathroom for my Kate Bush shower medley, but some things are still a work in progress.

£230 / philips.co.uk

LG HU80KA

When it comes to gadgets that offend the eyes, projectors are sandwiched right between extractor fans and dehumidifiers. Not this one, though. This diminutive 4K-wielding rectangular black box will output a 150in picture at up to 2500 lumens of brightness. It’s got built-in speakers, HDMI, optical audio and Bluetooth. Gimme. $2799 / lg.com

Fitbit Versa

I have phases where I get into running and train intensely, before deciding I hate it – then later forget how much I hate it and start running again. The Versa’s 15 exercise modes mean I’m not restricted to running, and it’s water-resistant for swimming. Plus you get the functionality of a smartwatch, a four-day battery life and femalespecifi c tracking.