TRICK OR TREAT PARADE
It’s Halloween. The doorbell rings. And then, depending on which side of the Atlantic you’re on, you do one of two things. If you’re in the US you go to the door and provide the children who have made it through your front lawn – now a suburban plastic graveyard – with a huge amount of sugar and comment on how good the costumes are. In the UK, you say something like “oh no, we forgot,” and quickly turn the lights off, pretending you’re not home.