It’s official: style is dead
#INSTAMAN
@ccervoni
CALVIN CERVONI IS A FITNESS TRAINER. HE IS ALSO A PRO AT POSING FOR THE CAMERA:
SIMPLY STARE INTO THE DISTANCE LOOKING AS THOUGH YOU’VE CAUGHT A WHIFF OF SOMETHING FUNNY; HMM, I THINK I’VE STEPPED IN DOG POOP. NAILED IT!
Poor Calvin has just found out that supplies of super-short shorts could be affected by Brexit trade deals* (*not really).
It is your classic tale of a big fish from a small paddling pool… those red shorts are giving us baewatch vibes, too.
Well, it didn’t take Calv long to get his big, dripping hose out for the lads! #sprayitdon’tsayit