In the 23 seasons between 1996 and 2019, Fort William finished bottom of the Highland Football League – Scotland’s fifth tier – 16 times. The final campaign of that run was the nadir: in 2018-19, they actually ended with -7 points and a −224 goal difference, having not won and been docked nine points for fielding an ineligible player on three occasions. If they say it’s lonely at the top, try living at the bottom of the mountain. Literally.