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Whatever your relationship status and whether or not you’re a fan of Skype sex, the pandemic certainly makes everything a hell of a lot more intense. My girlfriend and I are currently leaning heavily into the co-dependent lesbian stereotype. We spend most nights wearing matching flannel pyjamas, feeding each other hummus and binge-watching vintage episodes of Bad Girls. It’s official. Lockdown has pushed us to reach peak lez.
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