Big Brother: Live Eviction
CHANNEL 5, 9PM
It’s time to play the BB Eviction Night Drinking Game! Every time a housemate pretends to be psychic (“Seriously, babe, I know I’m going home tonight – I can feel it.”), have a drink. Whenever a housemate unconvincingly claims they’re dying to get evicted, have another drink. If the evicted housemate leaps from the sofa and punches the air in a ludicrously fake display of relief, when clearly they just want to melt into a big pool of their own tears and self-loathing, have a drink. Equally, enjoy a stiff beverage if the evictee tells Emma Willis, “I’ve just been myself in that house,” – and if they throw in the phrase “Two hundred per cent”, make it a double. But during BB’s Bit On The Side afterwards, definitely don’t have a tipple every time fab host Rylan makes you laugh, or an ambulance might be required later.