Retro Roamer
fort@obantimes.co.uk
■ Last Monday morning, a plastic bag containing a top set of dentures was placed on top of the notice board in the centre of Mallaig. Attached to the board was a notice to the effect that a reward of £500 was being offered to anyone who could locate the owner of the teeth. A phone number was supplied for the claimant to get in touch. By mid afternoon, the wallies had gone, with residents left open-mouthed in amazement at the speed with which they had been snapped up.