The American woodcock, sometimes known as the timberdoodle, bogsucker or hokumpoke, is thought to have the widest field of vision of any bird at a full 360° – so if you know one that’s in the market for a new gaming monitor, it should probably invest in the 2023 Samsung Odyssey Neo G9 (or possibly two). This curved Ultra HD whopper measures 57in from corner to corner and has a ludicrous 32:9 aspect ratio to match its 7680x2160 resolution. With a matt display to reduce reflections, HDR 1000 for accurate shadows and bright scenes, and a blistering 240Hz refresh rate, it should be the ultimate in immersion for wide-eyed gamers everywhere.