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ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES
» As we all know, dietary experts recommend five portions of fruit and vegetables per day to maintain a healthy lifestyle. We can only wonder how many children struggled with that target after being put off tomatoes by this anti-tomato propaganda, which is frankly outrageous in its allegations. Do tomatoes have big teeth and kill people? Of course not – Brussels sprouts would sue for gimmick infringement. Oh, yes, the ending. Sorry.