Dialogue
Mail, rants, theories etc.
TOM ELLIS, VIA EMAIL
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TF’S CINEMATIC AGONY UNCLE HAS YOUR BACK.
DEAR WINGMAN
I fear the prolonged lockdown/isolation has caused me to suffer from a serious bout of bad taste. I found myself enjoying Gemini Man the other day, and just last week had a whale of a time watching Cats. As I write I’m sitting through the credits of Godzilla: King Of The Monsters thinking what a masterclass in filmmaking it was. Is there anything you can do to help? Maybe a film equivalent of mouthwash you can recommend?
WINGMAN SAYS…
To paraphrase - OK, mangle - a quote from Star Trek, I’m a Wingman, Tom, not a pharmacist. Don’t feel bad about your taste; such a subjective thing. Unless we’re talking about the TF verdict, which needs to go ahead of the certificate at the start of each film. (Stop being so stubborn, BBFC!) But if you’re seeking something cooler, check out last issue’s 30 Greatest Movies list(erine), featuring Me-mint-o, Pan’s Laby-rinse and There Will Be Flob.