There’s a reason I’m so picky
FRENCH SINGER YOHANN BEAUFILS IS HITTING ALL THE RIGHT NOTES. WOULD WE LIKE TO MAKE SWEET MUSIC WITH HIM? MAIS, OUI!
Don’t look so confused, hun, it’s just your reflection!
He scruffs up very nicely indeed
No “Om”-ing and aah-ing, Yohann is fit… nama-nasty
In my view
As I was thrashing through potential dates on Hinge, Steph exclaimed: “Gosh, you’re so picky!” I’d become an expert skim-reader and could easily fi nger my way through a dozen boys in a couple minutes. But it’s easy for her to think that when you’ve been riding the same dick since you were 19. Times had changed, especially in the dating game. What she saw as picky was actually just an advanced screening process since the three previous dates I’d been on had turned out exactly the same — with me wishing I’d stayed indoors.