Music
ALONE AGAIN, UNNATURALLY, JAMES BARR GOES ALL NORDIC IN AN ATTEMPT TO CHEER HIMSELF UP — AND THAT’S THE NIEKED TRUTH
HITTING THE SWEDE SPOT

SUMMER LOVING: Zara Larrson
“CALVIN’S MY WAYIS THE PERFECT POST-SUMMER PICK-ME-UP. I CAN’T WAIT TO PLAY IT AT THE ATTITUDE AWARDS”
I’VE NOW REALISED how single I am. I just moved house and spent an entire Sunday in Ikea. That’s basically like ordering 2-4-1 pizzas all for yourself. It’s a garlic-and-herb-dip-induced cry for help but I’m celebrating three years alone and I wanted to own it so I treated myself to a day surrounded by unhappy couples and bought myself a new Billy bookcase.
Billy’s quickly become a substitute boyfriend: he’s tall, dark-oak and handsome... plus, despite my housemate offering to help, I actually finished him off all by myself.