STING
THE BRIDGE
UMC
★★★★
On his 15th album’s first single, If It’s Love, Sting shared his morning routine, whistling nonchalantly as he went. He described his smile as he woke and how it survived a shave – apparently, he only grooms his chin – then he cooked himself some breakfast. Finally, he called his doctor with a pressing question: What’s with my shit-eating grin? The diagnosis?