A queer Christmas carol
(To be sung joyfully to the tune of The 12 Days Of Christmas)
On the first day of Christmas Rachel Shelley gave to me: The L Word season three.
On the second day of Christmas Heather Peace gave to me: two cuddly pugs and The L Word season three.
On the third day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me: three flannel shirts, two cuddly pugs and The L Word season three.
On the fourth day of Christmas my lesbro gave to me: four trips to IKEA, three flannel shirts, two cuddly pugs and The L Word season three.
On the fifth day of Christmas DIVA mag gave to me: FIVE GAY THINGS, four trips to IKEA, three flannel shirts, two cuddly pugs and The L Word season three.