JOSH BROLIN
PINT OF MILK
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ILLUSTRATION ARN0
How much is a pint of milk?
I’ve regressed. I knew how much a pint of milk cost when I was drinking a gallon of milk a day. Where am I? In Los Angeles? One hundred and 19 dollars. I think that might be accurate. It sounds like a joke, but I think it might be accurate.
Do you have a nickname?
When I was a kid, and which I never understood and still don’t, my dad called me ‘Squash’. I guess because it rhymes with Josh? It’s like a non-nickname. It’s the opposite of a nickname. It didn’t create a lot of confidence as a kid.