ON OUR MINDS
DAFT MUSINGS FROM THE WARPED MINDS OF TEAM EMPIRE
BILL McCONKEY
BETH WEBB IS THINKING ABOUT…
ROBERT PATTINSON’S PUBLICITY FIBS
“Topping my excitement for Mickey 17’s release is a new R-Patz truth-bending press tour. The actor has formerly claimed that he witnessed a clown dying in an explosion and was a women’s hand model. Bring on the bonkers faux anecdotes.”