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WARREN ‘HAVE A NICE DAY’ BARTON
The ex-Magpie berates John Beresford, rues razor blades and explains his favourite Americanisms
Interview Nick Moore
Illustration Bill McConkey
Hi Warren. You’re living in California these days – how’s it going?
I’m all right thanks, although I’ve just got a puncture, which isn’t ideal.
Are you on your bike?
No chance of that! I’m driving around LA. I think I’ve gone over a razor blade.
Bad luck. Now, on Wikipedia it states that “during his time at Newcastle, John Beresford formed a formidable partnership with his doppelganger, Warren Barton.” Would you say you are John Beresford’s doppelganger?