A portrait of the author as Miley Cyrus: Joshua Maddox Wellington channels the muse.
They say be careful what you wish for!
IN THE FIRST couple of months after I’d swung into Sydney like a wrecking ball I’d met some cool and some not-so-cool guys. Some of them tried to impress me with their bank balance, some tried to impress me with their abs. But whatever, I can’t be tamed.