TOKEN BLOKE
Taking this spring’s metallic trend too far
I’m well used to people looking at me with curious or puzzled expressions. I am, after all, a bit weird and ugly. I’m also often seen running through my Wiltshire village wearing all sorts of extravagantly coloured items of clothing that may seem normal (ish) to us running folk, but less so to non runners. But even runners have been looking at me oddly lately. I wished one local man a good morning as I ran past him recently and he stood there, mouth agape, unable to answer, like something from a Benny Hill sketch. But then I was dressed from neck to ankle in a silver PVC suit.