It’s a Funny Old World
BY DEREK HUDSON
• Roger Boyes, of The Times, recently came across a phrase book in Dortmund called English Insults which he thought gave a taste of things to come ‘if the Brexiting issue gets tough.
Translations included: ‘If you are in a British B&B the right way to say ‘Unsere Matratzen sind vollkommen versifft’ is ‘Our mattresses are so filthy you could grow cabbages on them’) Or you could try: