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Old age, young love
Our columnist does not understand why Miranda is so cross. All he did was put his new pullover in the washing machine…
by HUNTER DAVIES
Miranda is furious with me. I walked into the kitchen and her glare practically froze me. ‘What on earth have you done?’
‘What, me? Nothing. I’ve just got up, got dressed and walked down the stairs. Now here I am, as lovely as ever.’
‘You have ruined your new pullover.’ I had to check I had it on. Yes, the pink cashmere one she bought me a couple of weeks ago – £10 from a charity shop, but very smart. Pink is the colour of unconditional love, so she told me. And now you have mucked it all up. ‘You must have put it in the washing machine.’ ‘What? Me? Washing machine?’