ALESTORM
Seventh Rum Of A Seventh Rum
Alestorm: still giving you that sinking feeling
PETER LERCH & ELLIOT VERNON/PRESS
NAPALM
Disgraced pirate metallers skulk back for another bout of bilge-sucking
THE WORLD’S A depressing enough place without being reminded that Alestorm are still going.
Their ‘I’m a pirate!’ shtick was once mildly amusing as the soundtrack to an early afternoon festival drinking session, but 15 years of cheeseball folk/power metal, dick jokes and general yo-ho-ho-ing twattery have flogged any vestiges of entertainment out of it.