Endless shove
SHARP SUMOBOX
At nearly 292.6kg, Orora Satoshi holds the record as the world’s heaviest sumo wrestler – which makes the 9.7kg SumoBox look positively lightweight in comparison. As Bluetooth speakers go, though, that’s still pretty hefty, so Sharp has made sure it also has sonic weight. Its two 2in tweeters and pair of 8in woofers can output 120W of stereo sound, so French high-end hi-fi heroes Devialet have been called in to make sure the bottom end slaps like Orora. There are even two TRS/XLR combo inputs, so you can plug in microphones or instruments and use it as an amp, while the 10hr battery life means it’ll last much longer than you would in a sumo fight.