RUNNER UP
A Plea from an Art Dealer
by Wally Smith
Salvador, darling, your melting timepieces are the stuff of nightmares not dreams, and regrettably they do persist in my memory. Is it your desire to shock the public or to mock their gullibility? There’s no doubting your ability as an artist, and your output is immense, but Soft Construction with Boiled Beans makes no sense: