CLIFF JOANNOU
What kind of gay scene do you want?
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HUGH JACKMAN Wolverine says YES to gay marriage. Yet another reason to love Australia’s sexiest export
SHOULDER PADS AT THE READY Eighties soap Dynasty goes even gayer as Gordon Thomson (Adam Carrington) comes out, at the age of 72
EVEN STRANGER Sorry, we can’t dress as a slutty vampire this Halloween; we’re busy bingeing on season two of Stranger Things
NOOKY AT POUNDLAND The discount chain’s new sex-toy range includes cock rings for a quid. Talk about cheap thrills
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COMMUTING The biggest waste of our time since waiting for bigtool4U to reply on Grindr
COFFEEFLAVOURED COCA-COLA Surely the drink of Beelzebub