LEO RICHARDSON
And the award for not getting invited to awards ceremonies goes to….
OPINION
LEO IN LA LA LAND
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T KNOW ME, my day job (and during many a late night) is as a writer for television. You probably imagine, as I once did, that being a screenwriter and a columnist make my life like something out of Sex and the City: parties, glamour, awards ceremonies and, now, even Hollywood!
So where the fuck have I gone wrong?
Only very occasionally do I go to events, I’m still shopping at Topman (as I was when I was 18), and in the 10 years I’ve been doing this job I’ve never been invited to an awards ceremony — even when fucking nominated.