RETRO Roamer
□ Have you seen the ‘ice-cream van convoy’ dotting about Lochaber? Quite interesting to watch them hunting in pairs. ‘Stop us and buy two,’ indeed.
□ Mustered in Corpach Post Office and shop were the combined talents of the female staff as they tried to help a couple of ‘towrists’ find ‘Benview’. ‘Benview’, Corpach, that is, not the long-established Fort William one. Then a queen of suburbia resident was accosted by a couple of visitors with the question: ‘Can you tell us where the Croit Anna Hotel is, please’? Looks like Corpach needs a tourist board branch.