60 Second Screenplay
TF SAVES YOU THE COST OF A MOVIE EVERY MONTH. THIS ISSUE: THE MIDNIGHT SKY…
FADE IN:
EXT: BARBEAU OBSERVATORY, ARCTIC CIRCLE, 2049
Three weeks after a cataclysmic, capital-E ‘Event’, sad, ailing scientist GEORGE CLOONEY is the only one still turning up to work. On the plus side, there’s no wait for the microwave.
GEORGE CLOONEY
Ha! At last, I get to the be one hogging the kitchen with my endlessly cooking jacket potato. Might as well do two; it is the apocalypse, after all.
To amuse himself further, George gives himself a make-under as Dress-Down Santa.