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£ “I was surfing at Steamer Lane,” Isabella Orduna told reporters in Santa Cruz, “when I felt a nip on my foot. I rolled into the water, then re-emerged to find a big, fuzzy, chunky bear of a sea otter sitting on my board. I tried to scare it away, but it didn’t respond, it just stayed there. It took over my board for at least twenty minutes, until another surfer called a marine safety officer from the Santa Cruz Fire Department, and they escorted me back to shore. Then the officer returned to the water and eventually retrieved my surfboard.”