POLICE LOG
Neasden Central Police Station
9.45 Neasden officers are summoned to the home of a suspected electronics thief who has been reported for a string of robberies of high-end goods from local children. Neasden’s new “Total Neasden” protocol allows power of arrest and interrogation, and suspect is brought in to station where she keeps saying, “I’m their mum, I confiscated their iPads from them”. Officers decide to keep her for seven hours of questioning in case any inconsistencies emerge in her story.