TRUMP’S TARIFFS
YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
Which countries have been hardest hit?
Originally (this morning), the hardest-hit countries were Lilliput, Poundland, Love Island and Abracadabra. But since these territories did not respond with reciprocal tariffs, due to their not existing, Donald Trump has cut their tariffs to -10%, which is the same temperature as the island with the penguins that now pays 130% more on krill, kroll and pilchard imports, while the cars they manufacture are being hit with a mere 25%. President Trump insists he’s happy to talk to high-level penguins, preferably Emperor, at any time.