A Goldfish writes
© A Goldfish
IT is one of nature’s strangest phenomena – the short attention span of this fishy orange character. He literally can’t remember what he said three seconds ago. And yet he continues to be President of the United States, going round and round in circles, with his little mouth hanging open, blowing bubbles and flapping around pointlessly. It must be a sad existence, but he seems content, perhaps because he literally can’t remember anything. Subjects flicker across his tiny brain and then disappear again. The only thing that we are sure about is the thin trail of poo that he leaves behind him before he’s flushed down the toilet of history.