PALL DACRE
HUSH – is that an eldritch wailing from the upper floors of Castle Northcliffe? Has something disturbed the cobwebbed repose of Paul Dacre, the editor-in-chief of Associated Newspapers who broods silently in his belfry, never descending to the editorial floor but counting down the hours until he can finally spread his bat-like wings and fly to the Royal Courts of Justice next January to face his nemesis Prince Harry?