A Tankl Driver writes
Vlad ‘Mad’ Putin, Tank No: ZZZZ
“Lovely to have you on board, Xi – mate. Glad you could make it and join in all the fun. Nah, don’t worry about all the explosions – we’re just celebrating Victory Day. These are just fireworks. Not Ukrainian drones at all. BOOM! Though that one might have been. Blimey. They got no respect for people celebrating military victories! We won. You lost. Get over it! BOOM! Alright. I get the message. Best reverse out of here for a bit. Be nicer to hold our war celebrations in peace. Moscow here we come! And don’t worry Xi – if anyone in Red Square tries to stop me by standing in front of my tank aggressively armed with a plastic carrier bag, I know just what to do. Put my foot down!