A Tank Driver writes
Vlad ‘Mad’ Putin, Tank No: ZZZZ
Every week a well-known tank driver gives his opinion on a matter of topical importance.
“And a Happy New Year to you too, mate! Any resolutions? Not to the peace talks, obviously! I’ll be honest, I was a bit worried about them, but luckily we made a breakthrough. We were dangerously close to achieving something and then, out of the blue, guess what happens?A massive drone attack on my house. Millions of them. Lots of people couldn’t see them, but that’s only ’cos they’re invisible. These new stealth drones are amazing! At least that’s what I told The Donald. They’re totally unbelievable, but he believed them! What a mug! Bloody CIA told him that I’d made it all up, but luckily he knows who to trust – yours truly! Rather than the biggest intelligence agency in the world. Yeah, so I told him that not only can you not see these stealth drones, but the damage they do is completely invisible too! Although they did quite a lot of damage to the peace talks. Ha! Ha! Ha!