GNOME HERITAGE
LOYAL WEDDING PLATE
Celebrate the forthcoming nuptials, with the
Yes, it’s the Marriage of the Century between heir to the Reform throne Richard Tice and the Queen of Mean Isabel Oakeshott. Now you can celebrate Britain’s First Couple and the country’s leaders-in-waiting. A must for all patriotic plate-lovers, this tasteful commemorative item designed by top ceramicist Roger “Sharia” Law and manufactured in Dubai, will prove a lasting memento of a turning point in our island story and will delight you, your ex-wife, your two children by a previous marriage, her three children by a former relationship and your blended extended family who aren’t talking to you, for years to come.