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£ “This is not a fetish for me,” performance artist Kevin Carpet told reporters at the Basement Club in New York, “I don’t get off on it. What I love is wrapping myself in carpet and lying motionless in public spaces, being a third wall and lying there with people stepping on me, ignoring me, using me as a carpet, walking on and off me and not even acknowledging that I’m there. It’s not a foot thing either, I hate feet. That’s why I could never move to Florida, they wear sandals all the time.