POLICE LOG
Neasden Central Police Station
9.33am Officers gather in station for routine morning meeting. The station’s new “Extremely Neasden” involves officers reaching out via a series of AI-generated social media advertisements featuring the friendly but authoritative “Neasden Police Pigeon”, who advises the public that they are mostly safe, and offers small safety tips such as “Never leave your home”, “Do not own nice things”, and “If you use a mobile phone in a public place, you deserve to lose it”.